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Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

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Shit people say on lemmy

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Shit people say smell on lemmy.

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im in looooove!! 💘

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This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

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That how you fell for Satan?

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