Isn’t that what they speak in the Netherlands? Dutchland? Everybody online who’s from Europe says it doesn’t exist, and nobody lies on the internet. That’s how the Europeans can be sure that we’re telling the truth when we tell them that Ohio doesn’t exist.

Don’t read it, it will give you a headache and make you crave stroopwafel met hagelslag en kokospasta.

It’s a craving you will never be able to satisfy in a civilized country, meaning you’ll either have to wait it out (takes days, sometimes weeks) or 🤢🤮 travel to the land of the d*tch 🤮😫