139 points

How to explain to Americans: If You remove 3 bullets out of an Gen 4 Glock 26 9mm 12-Round magazine, that’s 1/4. If you remove 4 bullets, that’s 1/3. The police can shoot one more unarmed black man with 1/3 of the magazine than 1/4.

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31 points

That… Is a very morbid, yet perfect example.

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No, the poor Americans will be confused by the inversion.

First removing 1/3 (4 rounds) from a 12 round magazine leaving 2/3 (8 rounds) left … then switching to talking about how a 1/3 full magazine with its 4 rounds has more rounds left than the 1/4 mag with 3 rounds.

They won’t be able to catch on, and are likely to respond with something along the lines of “But the one you took 1/3 out of has just 8 rounds left, and the 1/4 one has 9 rounds left, which is more. The 1/4 one is more.”

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1 point

Never used an imperial socket set, and it shows.

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21 points

The cake analogy is better and still appeals to Americans because it is cake.

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12 points

Yeah but they already failed with the burger analogy. And it’s a burger.

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Since you didn’t get it, you can cut a cake visually and have it make sense where you can’t with burgers.

Cut a cake into 4 pieces, another cake into 3 pieces, the cake with 4 pieces, each piece is a 1/4 piece, the other cake for 3 and 1/3, which is bigger?

It’s easy so I’m confused why you didn’t get it.

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3 points

To be fair everybody likes cake. Even if pie is better.

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4 points

Good pie is better than the best cake, but mediocre pies are worse than mediocre cake. A conundrum.

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3 points

The cake is a lie.

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1 point

No, they can’t. They need 3-4 full magazines to hit once.

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1 point

How do you take a round… out? Is this like where I shoot in the air for holidays or gender reveal parties?

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No, that’s dangerous. You shoot toward the poor end of town, not just anywhere.

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Dude WTF?!

Sometimes (unfairly) other white people are poor!

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121 points

Troll gave it away by calling them “signs”

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6 points

Welcome Ken M energy

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74 points

i know the guy on discord and he was actually put into a book as well

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15 points

There are 2 individuals in this post

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25 points

What are those words

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14 points

A very strange and realistic language called Dutch.

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43 points

“Somehow it’s ok for people to chuckle about not being good at math. Yet if I said, ‘I never learned to read,’ they’d say I was an illiterate dolt.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson

It’s been this way for a long time now unfortunately.

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18 points

Chuckle? Hell I know full grown adults in their fifties who wear their mathematical ignorance as a badge of pride!

It’s like they’re clinging to their youth so desperately, that they continue on with the high school trope that only nerds who are undeserving of social interaction know math.

Meanwhile, they also tend to continuously moan online how broke they are - inevitably from decades of poor financial decisions that landed them under a mountain of usurious debt with double digit compounding interest.

They also like to get grammatically pedantic on the regular to show off their superior language skills - usually when they’ve got nothing of value to contribute to the conversation or they know they’ve been bested, so better point out those autocorrect errors.

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5 points

Feels like you’ve a specific person in mind.

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4 points

Specific people. Plural. But yes, real life acquaintances are referenced.

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3 points

Honestly, if you’re good enough at math, you don’t need to be very good at reading. The reverse isn’t true.

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13 points

In my eyes, if you don’t understand 1/3 > 1/4, then ya might as well be an illiterate dolt. It’s one of the first things you learn in school along with reading. Might as well consider your self a primary school dropout.

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38 points

The American education system (for my old millennial ass)

“Memorize this. No I will not explain how it works or why. Memorize it take the test and leave me alone.”

Me who is physically incapable of memorizing seemingly arbitrary stuff and needs to understand for it to stick: I guess fuck me then huh? 1/4 pounder it is!

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14 points

I learned more about algebra from making games in BASIC than I ever did in any class.

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9 points

Programming taught me math, problem solving, and how to reassemble a keyboard after it bounces off the wall and shatters into 103 pieces.

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4 points

Ah, likely a fellow Model M owner, if I am not mistaken.

Not many other keyboards can survive such treatment.

And yes it is a PITA to pick up but that moment when the keys first scatter is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.

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6 points

no wonder people learn to hate math

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2 points

Sounds a hell of a lot like my Australian school experience.

My high school was great, if you were doing poorly in a class then next year they’d put you in an easier class to bring up your average grade (And if that didn’t work, then they’d just ignore you).

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2 points

Sounds like you were in the “regular” class. I went to the smart kid class, and they did a much better job of explaining stuff.

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Yeah I definitely was. Our regular class of 30 kids in one classroom, one graduation class of 900… The goddamn school was a city of 2,000 kids… Of all those kids, and therefore all those parents paying taxes, we somehow couldn’t afford paper one year. Of my class of 900, 400 graduated. That should tell you something about the shithole I come from lol

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2 points

Ouch.

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Facepalm

!facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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