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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?

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No licking!

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Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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How gaped does your ass have to be to easily insert a soaked tampon.

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Azzu@lemm.ee
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Are your dumps really smaller than a tampon? If they aren’t, why do you think your hole would need to be especially gaped?

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Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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I looked it up and I get it now. I assumed O.B. style tampon with no applicator, which would be difficult to insert. The info I found shows the soaking of the tampon inside the applicator, which makes a lot more sense.

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prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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As soon as you asked your initial question I too was imagining someone trying to fit a fully expanded tampon inside them … which is a though I wish I hadn’t

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