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This was me for the first half of this year. Not 100%, but at least 30-40% of my diet was a mix of hazelnuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts, raisins and dried plums.

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44 points

Squirrels don’t eat dried plums you IDIOT

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Oof, my bad lemme return my squirrel license then.

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You are demoted to PlaysWithSquirrels

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Squirels will eat glazed doughnuts if they can find them.

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Good thing they can’t read maps or use currency or else Krispy Kreme would be overrun by squirrels

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That sounds like a crazy expensive diet

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There’s an international grocery near me that has at least one type of nut and one dried fruit on steep sale each week. Just buy a couple pounds of those each week. It’s not all I eat, but it’s pretty much all I snack on. Probably about 20% of my diet.

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Dried plums are more commonly known as prunes. So that part at least wouldn’t be too expensive.

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Not cheap for sure, but i bought it all in bulk which brought the price/kg down a lot. Still wouldnt safely recommend tho, see my other comment.

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Add some greens and that’s a very healthy diet

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Yeah the rest was pretty healthy too, but i somehow started getting sick a lot. After trying lots of things, i dropped the copious amounts of nuts and since then it got better. I still dont actually know if this was correlation or causation.

Maybe i will start it again someday and see if the colds / throat issues come back. If i had to guess, my money would be on the walnuts.

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