11 points
4 points
Easy.
“what do you do for fun”: I’m really into horse-based watersports and am currently funding a Kazak paramilitary organization to take care of the mares whilst their parents are sold as meat to french markets.
“how are you”: I am well.
2 points
the problem with the humorous fake overshare strat is you’ll eventually meet someone who will play into it and you’ll either have a lot of fun or it will be uniquely horrible
horse-based watersports a–
“-uh! …which kind? no, not asking the kind of horse…”
1 point
4 points
5 points