No no, they’re getting a used car and paying for it from the secret trust fund the government set up for them, so they’re really not too worried about the ‘price’. See, you just present your indorced 1099a form with a piece of silver taped to it, and signed in red at 45 degrees along with the coupon from the purchase order stamped with your official ‘citizen of not here’ (or whatever it is today) stamp and it just works out. Obviously.

I actually feel uncomfortable having typed that out.