2 points
Not by a long shot. Only the digestive tract has a ton of bacteria in it. Bacteria elsewhere is called an infection.
3 points
There are about 38 trillion bacteria in the average human. The volume of the average human is about 4500 U.S. tablespoons. Thus an average tablespoon of human has 8.4 billion bacteria in it.
Any specific tablespoon will vary greatly, that’s why I said average tablespoon.
1 point
So you’re not taking a random tablespoon, but averaging the bacteria. That’s a different setup.
1 point