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Talk to houseplants. I just hope it wouldn’t be a Dr. Dolittle situation where I hear ALL the plants ALL the time.

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Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say

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😂 😂 Laughed WAY too hard at this. Like “SHUT UP OR THIS LEAF GETS IT!!”

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