Talk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool

I’ll take the glitter because my houseplants are going to have harsh words for me.

Lots of people in here think that house plants are going to be great conversationalists and not just talk about dirt and sunlight non stop.

Finger glitter guns please.

Assuming that harmless means the glitter is biodegradable and actually causes no harm, I’d take the glitter.

I’ve got a young kid and several young nieces and nephews. Most of them are either going through the sparkly princess stage, or their superhero phase. Being able to puff out glitter on demand would make their days :)

Houseplants, easy. They’re my favorite interior decoration anyway, now they’re upgraded to little buddies I can chat up and bounce ideas off of? Yes please.