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Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

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// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
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And don’t watch that new dexter spin off

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That ... at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

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