20 points

Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

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// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
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That ... at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

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And don’t watch that new dexter spin off

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9 points

Document your code. Or even better in many cases, write more self-documenting code.

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8 points

Is this going to activate the StarGate?

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Only one way to find out

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8 points

Excuse me, but my indecipherable hieroglyphics at least use proper indentation.

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Right. And what do you mean my RegEx is not exhaustive enough and now the database is filled with garbage data?

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U mean yesterday

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