but then suddenly somewhere in the description of them eating stale bread it turns out 2 weeks have passed

I think this is Tolkien describing the history of the world. Like I get it, important council, but it’s been 5 pages please, I will remember none of the 10 new character names I don’t even know how to pronounce

Tom Clancy has entered the chat and has started describing a submarine engine. Please help.

they sung as they walked along here’s the entire song, all written out over two pages. I’m going to do this like 10 more times.

Robert Jordan describing all of the characters’ clothes in a scene.

Here’s an Ent that only appears for a total of 30 pages, let me write his entire family’s history for an additional 50

Edit: fucking love me some LOTR, though