I’ve probably used a few for closer to a decade. Especially the three button ones in the 90’s (in Sgi granite) were nice.

Actually there’s an optical wheel mouse of some sort right here on my desk that I think I got used with a computer in maybe 2012. Model stickers have fallen off, the plastic is worn down and even the metal plate at the top looks as if it had been sanded down. It says Logitech, though.

But those naturally aren’t current models.

I’ve had a couple of g pros that each lasted about 3 years.

Sure as hell wouldn’t pay a monthly subscription for them, though.