For example, when I’m at work I don’t feel like it, or if I do I can hold it back without any problem, but when I get home the urge seems to be uncontrollable and impossible to hold back.

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You go when (1) biologically needed, and (2) it is convenient.

Stress hormones suppress the desire at work but at home you feel relaxed 😎.

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You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…

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So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P

Edit: pulls out marker, well looks like I need to make another edit here then, from home to work…

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It’s true because I have a bidet.

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I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.

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Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.

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But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?

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ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so

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