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Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:

  • …to get coffee?
  • …for a movie night?
  • …for lunch/dinner?
  • …to hang out and chat at the park?
  • …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

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  • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

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you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

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What about

  • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • …to play some Goldeneye?
  • …to paint my Skaven army?
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Who knows? Maybe she’s down…

  • …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
  • …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
  • …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
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  • …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
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I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be

It’s the republic not the empire

Sorry I’ll leave now

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Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

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If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

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Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

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Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”

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"Are you down…:

  • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
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You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

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He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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