It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.

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"Hiiiiii, welcome! Don’t be afraid-come in!

We like to call ourselves a family. Noooo judgements.

Anyhow. Dinner at six, and we shall commence the baphomet ceremony promptly at eight. Did you bring the goat? I can’t believe how often I have to remind people-the goat! No goat. No ceremony.

Anyhow. You’ll find a robe in the walk-in closet upstairs. First left.

Have a good stay!!"

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Nobody worshipping Satan is this crazy. This is definitely ‘Ted is Jesus’s cousin’ sort of vibes

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I agree. I’m getting more quiverfull or later seventh day adventist. I went with baphomet in the moment. I think Satanists are OK in my book

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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