811Forced to rule(sh.itjust.works)posted 4 months ago byjballs@sh.itjust.worksin 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneView comments69 commentssavehidereportSort:HotTopControversialNewOldYou are viewing a single thread.View all comments View context [ +- ]Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone62 points4 months agoStep 1) Get a girlfriend permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]LostXOR@fedia.io38 points4 months agoOr a boyfriend! With adequately long hair. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldM5 points4 months ago permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone11 points4 months agoI dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]LostXOR@fedia.io14 points4 months agoLooks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]ALilOff@lemmy.world42 points4 months agoOr bald and use a plunger permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org37 points4 months ago*Who’s coming up with these stock images permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]masterofn001@lemmy.ca9 points4 months agoIf I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world3 points4 months agoBut why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder? permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]tb_@lemmy.world1 point3 months agoThe plunger is on the orb permalinksavereportparentreplyShow more comments Show more comments