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What if I prefer this?
#define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET {
#define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET }
#define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET (
#define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET )
#define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP :
#define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ;
int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
"mov $1, %%rax\n"
"mov $1, %%rdi\n"
"lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n"
"mov $4, %%edx\n"
"syscall\n"
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx"
CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n"
"message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n"
".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
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Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
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You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
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Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
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