He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

They put it back about an hour later

Well that was certainly a thing

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

You win a free trip to the Hague