According to more updated studies, more like massive paychecks

when a pelican swallowed a live seagull whole

What a terrible sight. Good thing is my rotted brain saves me by immediately thinking of that one clip of a pelican attempting to devour an unbothered capybara.

Didn’t even build me up for it. Right at the first sentence.

Female reindeers do grow antlers. IIRC males don’t have them until mating season while females have them almost all year round.

Hey I just met you

But Pi Day doesn’t end with the day. There can be Pi Hour, Pi Minute, Pi Second, Pi Milisec…

Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer

You know, it sounds less insane when put that way.

Man was named Dustin Diamond, he was destined to shine and get dirty

You can never have enough lepidopterans