The Apple TV 4 launched with a feature where you could hold the Siri Remote and ask “what did they say?” And it would do exactly that.

I’m pretty sure it only worked in their apps

See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ebike-fire-regulation-escooter-batteries-b2427782.html

It does happen. Not like the bus driver has time to check the battery has all its relevant safety certs.

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

WW1 - they hit some dude in a car and everybody was pissed.

WW2 - everybody was sick of paying for WW1

Easy!

Listen if I can’t poop and enjoy gigabit internet, what the hell is the point of living?

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

I used to work in the Apple Store. It was quite common for people to come in, hand me a card that said something like “I’m practicing my speech, please be patient”. Was pretty wholesome

Something feels funny about “an European”. I’m pretty sure I’d say “A European”, but I have no idea what rule is triggering me to say that.

Damn English is all over the place.