It sounds like you went to Little Caesar’s.

I’ve got the station that empties the Roomba and it actually takes forever to completely fill (I run it often too).

Not saying you should buy a Roomba; if I could go back in time I’d probably get a Roborock due to the S9+ having atrocious navigation and constant strange errors (“battery not found”).

What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.

Mrs. Albert Hannaday from The Office

I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

I started learning HTML at the age of 10 using FrontPage and Word. There were entire utilities dedicated to stripping out Word’s atrocious HTML at the time.

I’ve always wished Markdown was better supported in email. I work with external companies’ APIs a lot where email is the medium, and typically I use a Windows monospace font for code snippets (I’m on macOS but there are a handful of monospaced fonts that work on both).

It’s very clunky, and I wish the backtick notation would work out of the box. Whoever decided HTML in email was the way to go should be shot.

Plot twist: his penis is literally 6’4”

I can’t tell if the author is being repetitive to make the article longer or if it was written by ChatGPT.