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This lady needs a visit from child welfare. That kid is almost certainly neglected and probably also abused.

One time I was deleting a user from our MySQL-backed RADIUS database.

DELETE * FROM PASSWORDS;

And yeah, if you don’t have a WHERE clause? It just deletes everything. About 60,000 records for a decent-sized ISP.

That afternoon really, really sucked. We had only ad-hoc backups. It was not a well-run business.

Now when I interview sysadmins (or these days devops), I always ask about their worst cock-up. It tells you a lot about a candidate.

As for your co-worker, ask him if he would be able to tell the difference in your masculinity if you fucked him.

Thank you for this explanation!

So much visual clutter bullshit I stopped reading after the second paragraph. The web is dead.

Sheesh, leave some for the rest of us to pick on, you savage!

This is my exact fucking floor.

I have a heat pump and my landlord isn’t a psycho though, so the only way I’m moving is via the coroner’s van

I get this reference and it’s excellent

I revealed my organ at work and science didn’t care; just got fired

You other bakers can’t deny