To my husband:

You’re the best around

Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

Again, what label?

What is his chosen label beyond “not cis” because he hates trans people?

Someone’s never tried dog bacon. Absolutely luscious!

First, imagine a spherical cow in a vacuum

The best part is Johnny definitely knew Sara was vegan before she was added to the group. Show that vegoon what’s what!

I have two off the top of my head. First, inappropriate apostrophe usage. Far too often I see people writing things like tea’s, hot dog’s, bagel’s, and so on. They’re not just there to alert the reader that an s is coming!

My other gripe is people standing in a grocery aisle to ponder products or chat with someone while parking their cart horizontally so that nobody can get past them. It really marascinos my cherries when I need to either go down another aisle to go around them, or worse, I need to talk to someone to ask them to please scoot a little.

It’s not. I’m sorry, but you’re wrong.

Then do something about it you piece of shit. One man is responsible for the majority of the particularly violent rhetoric, and one party is responsible for nearly all of it.

The child rapists are also baby killers, don’t forget. We’ve seen time and time again that infant mortality goes up with the abortion bans they push. They want dead babies so they can fuck them.