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tipicaldik

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I’m wondering what position MTG is gonna get now… ain’t too many people kissed his ass more than that thing has…

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they’re giving the bigger illegal employers plenty of heads-up so they can muster up their big bribe payments and swear their fealty…

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by 2029 he’ll be a trillionaire 2 or three times over and the rest of us will be fighting over scraps.

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we had friends who had an African Grey that mimicked him perfectly every time she heard the modem sound…

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Yes! Yes we did! I forgot to mention that…

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Florida voter here… I stood in line for about 45 minutes today for early voting. Women outnumbered men by at least 8 to 1 while I was there, which I found a bit encouraging. I enjoyed being able to vote against Matt Gaetz, and I only wish DeStains was on the ballot too so I coulda voted against his dumb-ass as well…

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I remember coding actionscript in Flash and using modulo (%) to determine if a number was even or odd. It returns the remainder of the number divided by 2 and if it equals anything other than 0 then the number is odd.

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I drink entirely too much coffee, and if I don’t be sure to drink plenty of water on top of it I’ll get constipated. It’s almost like the coffee dries me out or something. I had a chemo nurse tell me how important it was to stay hydrated during my treatments and when I told her I drink several cups of coffee a day, she scolded me and said In that case, I need the water even more. I followed her advice and since then I’ve gotten more regular. I used to think it was just normal for me to crap once every three days, but now I go every day and feel better too…

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