So much for “Defensive Democracy” 🤦‍♂️

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

Wish granted, you live in a bunker somewhere deep underground and is witnessing mutated lovecraftian creatures that can’t even be explained using today’s words.

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

!askmeanything@lemmy.ca

Inb4 trump announces a nationwide no drone zone.

(There’s zero check on that power btw, its completely under the purview of the president)

TIL my mother lives like a Queen.

(She does not wash her hands 🤮, and she calls me an “OCD germaphobic”)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

🎼 Shit on the floor 🎶