What issue is it trying to solve?

Votes for Democrats. The Republicans have been using voter suppression tactics to get elected for decades. At this point it’s the only way they can cling onto power.

On all fours, arched backwards like a crab.

The Emptiness Machine in my ass.

Ah yes, the original unviable silicon valley businesses! I love how they used their VC money to undercut and kill small businesses all over the world.

I think it’s a generational thing. As boomers die off their horrible values are passed on less and less. The few people in younger generations who got absorbed in racist, fascist and misogynist populism may die clinging to those values, but it will be harder to spread to the next generation in a post Trump loss climate. (Hopefully post Putin loss climate by then too!)

Shit like this is why I became a contractor. Sick of control freaks with no idea what the job entails telling everyone what to do.

There’s also anal. Oral. Masturbating together. Going on Omegle and earning some crack money.

So. Many. Options.

I’m just glad it wasn’t the person I know! What’s up with deadbeat dads thinking they don’t owe child support?