I got very confused for a long while. I thought I was looking at a frying pan in space, and was trying unsuccessfully to find the rest of the satire in the article.

Thanks! Not quite. The tank in the game I had in mind wasn’t mechanical…I think…it had a more organic feel to it. Like, one would look like a turtle, and another would look like an insect. And it was always a top-down view.

Yes yes yes!!! Omg thank you both so much! I’m writing it down this time!