Property manager, maybe? You don’t get fired from being a landlord, you sell the property.

He says the situation has been “blown out of proportion” and is “so bogus.”

Is this what happened to Bill S. Preston, Esq.?

EQ level on that boyfriend is off the charts.

Same, buddy. Same.

Prime mottheonion material.

So let’s hypothetically say that the only signs for a candidate are homemade signs for some personality cult reason, definitely not posted by the campaign, and posted on public property. Wouldn’t be illegal to remove those, right?

XKCD

Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke.

“Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.”

Ok so I had to Google half that sentence, so here I am a day later.

I’ve done something similar…
“What are you watching?”
“An old animated movie from my childhood. Just started, want to watch?”
“Sure, what’s it called?”
“The Secret of NIMH”

I still can’t get them to watch The Last Unicorn.