Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.

Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.

Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!

Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.

With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.

Fun info but title reads like a Buzzfeed listicle from 2015

“You won’t believe number 4…”

Hey! JD Vance!

lol right? There’s only one way this was discovered. Source: My cat and my pooping habits.

I’ve literally always described my job as babysitting

lol good. Either we all have access to gender affirming healthcare or the rich can burn

Maybe in a hate fuck kinda way…

I have never seen a face in as much need of meeting a high velocity crowbar as this cunt.

Ngl. Literally crying reading this. That level of connection that I’ll never know 😭💚💚