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That French guy was just trying to butter them up.

You jest, but when the moment comes when you notice you suddenly can’t (can happen with certain conditions), you pray to all the gods you can think of just to be able to take a leak again.

Ah yes, comedy. I knew those three courses of German in upper secondary would come in Handy (ha ha) one day! But else than that, all I can say in German is “Ich bin ein Gemüse”.

Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Running With the Bagpipes: A Kevin Costner Saga.

Me women want me fish. Fear, innit?

Shit went from Ratthew to Ratstew real quick.

As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.