khalid_salad

“we are likely… fact” is just a special kind of stupid

https://www.404media.co/this-is-doom-running-on-a-diffusion-model/

We can boil the oceans to run a worse version of a game that can run at 60fps on a potato, but the really cool part is that we need the better version of the game to exist in the first place and also the new version only runs at 20fps.

Oh god is this the first time we have to sneer at a 404 article? Let’s hope it will be the last.

My intention was more to sneer at the research:

Diffusion Models Are Real-Time Game Engines

Thanks for sharing this. <3

If I were unable to write a novel in a month¹ but really wanted to and some smug little shit came up to me and offered to ghost write it for me, I would not be happy. How is SALAMI generated text any different?

1: I definitely can’t.

Could it be because a statistical relation isn’t the same as a semantic one? No, I must be prompting it wrong. I’ll just add “engineer” to my title and then everyone will take me seriously.

You’re absolutely right, unless you actually read it.

The DOJ suspects Nvidia has been:

• Pressuring customers to buy only Nvidia chips if they want continued supply;
• Buying up competitors, such as Israeli startup Run:ai, to suppress their technologies;
• Locking customers in with its software, such as the CUDA libraries.

go gatekeeper somewhere else

Me, showing up to a chemistry discussion group I wasn’t invited to:

Alchemy has valid use cases. If you want to be pedantic about what alchemy means, go gatekeep somewhere else.

Every few years there is some new CS fad that people try to trick me into doing research in — “algorithms” (my actual area), then quantum, then blockchain, then AI.

Wish this bubble would just fucking pop already.