iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.

It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

“When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them.”

-John Glenn

Really? You mean you weren’t born in 1900 like I was?

Captain Janeway

No, it’s because women are smart enough to look under shit and we men are not. 90% of the time I ask my partner if she knows where something is, she asks if I looked under x, and about half the time it is, in fact, under x.

Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

More like having a phone shoved to your face to see a meme that is mildly entertaining at best.

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald’s in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.