iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say “Goodbye.”

12.5 millidrivers.

That’s more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

I have lightish brown hair, my eyes used to be brown but are now hazel brown, and I have a reddish brown beard. My shits all over the place.

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people, here, in this trailer park.

“When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them.”

-John Glenn

This game is a time sink.