Interviewer: Tell me an interesting debugging story

Interviewee: …

I’m severely depressed and unmotivated as well. I watch a lot of TV. When I get sick of that, I make 3D wooden puzzles, like these dinosaurs. They take about 30-60 minutes each, and when you’re done, you’ve got a dinosaur! Rawr!

My ex-wife was a word snob. I wish I’d seen this when I was married to her.

I went to see Star Wars with a group of elementary school friends for my birthday.

Me too. Well said!

And cocoa. It’s a common allergen, causing migraines.

Why are they putting bibles in classrooms in the first place? Did they repeal the First Amendment?

Was his name Maxwell?

Crap. I can’t believe I missed that.