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Joke’s on them. Their telemetry server is in another castle VLAN.

It’s called wardriving, a practise Samsung TVs are infamous for.

Your ip is likely flagged, try to get a new one by power cycling your router or reconnecting to vpn if possible.

Google part numbers (if they aren’t scratched off/lasered off/ epoxied). Once you’ve found the ethernet controller, you can short out the pins, or yeet it off the board.

The pubic hair kind of gives it away…

Oh, for fucks sake

One that you can close with alt+f4, or the big red ‘x’ in the top right corner

This kills the rabbit.

More like, add flour for an instant dust explosion.

It’s $269.99 and has 9 programmable buttons. It’s designed to control rent-seeking apps like Photoshop.

The Streamdeck XL costs $200 and has 32 programmable buttons. I’m using it to control my dorm room through Home-Assistant, and my robot camera through Bitfocus Companion.