exasperation

Mountain Dew was originally invented as a moonshine mixer, so that’s just returning to its roots.

Yeah, a lot of cultures love spice, but Mexico is the only one I’m aware of that loves spicy candy specifically.

They’re talking about specifically white women, not all women, which the link (and exit polling from other major sources) also reports had a 53% vote for Trump.

I’ve been pondering orbs, don’t know what y’all are doing.

Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude

Homo sapien: am I a joke to you?

I mean that’s basically why a lot of us are great at small talk: we actually do care about the contents of that low stakes conversation with strangers.

Which room though?

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

When I was dating in the late 2000’s and early 2010’s, I remember adding dates as friends on Facebook, somewhere around the first date, specifically to be able to get a sense of their personality/background/interests, and to show off mine, even for people I met in person.

It wasn’t online dating through a dating app, but online presence was still a huge part of the actual process.

Even before that, in the early 2000’s, I remember stuff like AIM profiles that could at least link to photo albums that show off things that you’ve done recently. And even then having always-on broadband Internet, to where we’d be logged into AIM or ICQ, was its own flex.

There’s a literal character already named Shu Mai.