Ah yes, the classic homework folder, linux edition.

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

Meine Dienstpflicht war ne Ausbildung zum putzen. Munition war zu teuer zum verschießen, wir hatten ne Ration von 30 Patronen für den einen Tag aufm Schießplatz in den 9 Monaten und durften danach 6 Stunden die Waffen putzen. Und dann unsere Schuhe, Kleidung und am nächsten morgen wieder die Zimmer… Immerhin gabs 10 Euro pro Tag und freie Verpflegung… ich hoffe die heutige Jugend bekommt mehr Budget als wir. Dass die Taz abgeht bei grünen Männchen auch wenn sie sich nur verstecken bis die Amis zur Hilfe kommen…

I still don’t get the problem. Are you complaining you have to chroot into your system and finish the update because your power got interrupted? Is a 5 min detour into a live system making you unconfortable? This is how you would fix it in any distro except the image based ones and the arch wiki will guide you excellently how to do it. Good luck!

escaping cheese noises

Because they are students? Both are high demand professions, I don’t get it.

How to loose 20kg in only 1 day!

I too want to open a business where both customers and suppliers pay me. Do you know any more gullible sectors? Academics are pretty extorted already it seems.

Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)