edwardbear

WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING SIR

WHY DID YOU REDEEM SIR

There’s also no “f” in that phrase. The whole point is to showcase a font.

Holy shit. My brain has fried

Oh, if they PROMISE.

Fuck Adobe. I’ll pirate PS and AI until I die. Greedy fucking pigboys.

Paid actors?

No reasons to be concerned, citizen. The former head of the largest surveillance agency in the world just joined as a C-level member to the largest data scraping company in the world

My prayers are heard. I hope you burn in the lowest circles of hell, Adobe.

Ta abula kamanzi. At sa da.

Ooooh, we’ve got this notion

That we’d quite like to sail the ocean

So we’re building a big boat to leave here for good.

In short, I wish I could cry. When I was younger I did it when I felt I need to. Now that I’m older, I’m suddenly not allowed to. I get so many looks, and comments, and follow up calls that it’s just simpler to stop myself. And then, when I’m alone, I’ll cry.