Dr. Bluefall

reader mode ftw

Good satire is built on facts.

Maybe one-way trip to Pluto instead?

Perhaps the design could be altered.

I know the appeal of a guillotine is that it’s fairly simple, but if we’re gonna scale it up for maximal decapitating efficiency, then I feel like we can afford to have a motor with some horsepower lift the blade. Maybe two to make keeping both sides of the blade even easier.

Wouldn’t a heavy blade be a good thing? So you can ensure a clean cut on the way down?

And forest’s worth of hickory wood.

I mean, it is somewhere between extremely difficult and nigh-impossible to build a standards-compliant web browser. And when Chromium is right fucking there, I can see how it’s tempting to take it, reskin it, add your own little seasoning, and send it out as your own

Stein has been primarily campaigning on “Drop Kamala”, bleeding democratic support away from Harris.

re. Double posting, I think that was Jerboa being fucky when I posted my reply

heckin internet making me look silly

My issue wasn’t with calling Trump a Nazi (I find that assessment correct), but calling them both Nazis. Yes, the rightward shift is concerning, but the false equivalence put up here understates Trump’s danger and heavily overstates Harris’s.