Early 2000s problems require early 2000s solutions.

Holy hell. Those are the things they’re willing to admit? Then what the fuck do they still have in hiding?

That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

It’s heading your way.

Now normalize it for population density.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my fish, it disgusted me.

You don’t gotta aim to bit a crowd of kids at a school.

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

“teenage”

How do you do, fellow kids?