Doc Dish

I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.

I went to a site recently where the padlock code was 58008.

You forgot Texas City

But in rhyming slang, you use the non-rhyming word (e.g. “china” = “china plate” = “mate”)

someone who lives with the queen

Surely that would be the Queen’s lodger?