Wish we could cancel Executive Orders 12333, 13355, and 13470, all of which are used against US citizens.

Thanks Reagan and Bush, motherfuckers.

So the warm blood flows

Through the large four-chambered heart

Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

Mammal, mammal

This has got real “A cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education” energy.

One after the first sentence, one after the second sentence, and then a stack of seven at the end. Totaling nine.

Even if you separate them out ignoring the first two as being separate instances of sarcasm, the last section is still an uneven number.

EDIT: People please don’t downvote this person over misreading the number of /s in my post. Not justified. They made a simple mistake. You could just simply not upvote if that’s how you feel.

Wouldn’t it have to be an even number for them to all cancel out?

I love the stock market. Line goes up and food becomes impossible to afford! Line goes down and we all lose our jobs! I love this fucking dumbshit criminal ponzi scheme of a system! /s

Gamestonk go BRRRRRRRR, NFTs are the future! /s

/s/s/s/s/s/s/s

Lmao, you know nothing about me beyond your interactions with me on the internet. The fact you’re taking your leave now means you’ve failed as a troll because I’m self assured enough in myself to not be thrown off by your lame attempts at upsetting me. Your profile literally brags about how you waste people’s time and you’re a troll.

So which one of us is pathetic for having too much time to waste on the internet? I’d wager it’s the person who literally dedicates their free time to trying to upset others and waste their time, instead of, you know, having real conversations with people.

Jesus Christ do you have any idea how much of a fucking loser you come off as because of this? At least I’m okay with having free time to waste instead of trying to pretend I’m better than others when they have free time to waste, too.

Fucking pussy. Run away then. It’s kind of funny how bad you are at this. I guess it’s true anyone who has to call themselves a King is no true King.

What can I say, I got time to waste on dumbfucks like you who think they’re clever.

Lmao, what a weak ass troll response. Git gud, fucking idiot.

I mean literally anyone not knowledgeable about piracy wouldn’t be immediately clued in to that meaning from a quote from a fucking kids TV show song.

So “sort of” literally covers it. You’re literally claiming no nuance where nuance was already handled.

Go fuck yourself.