detectivesniffles

• post a teehee teehee :3c on the internet

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

is utah known for beekeeping or something?

she’s even planning a future with you <3

i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it

i have a feral housewife. it’s fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she’s scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that’s just before breakfast! oh but i can’t even eat yet because there’s another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.

so do they like… play fetch?