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This, and we need to reincorporate female trees in urban areas to reduce the rampant pollen pollution caused by exclusively using male trees 🤧

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On God, this meme is bussin’ fr no cap

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Not only that, but it does meaningfully reframe losing an election into an easily digestible soundbyte for uninformed voters

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There’s no way this isn’t satire though, right? Like even if you know nothing about IQ, surely they’ve seen Forrest Gump or something that describes two-digit IQs as bad (I hope)

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$5.4 Bn so far, not including lost worker productivity or damage to brand reputations, so that’s a very conservative estimate. And Cybersecurity insurance will supposedly only cover up to 20% of that (but good luck getting even that much). What a clusterf***

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That seems pretty harsh. Also they weren’t rock climbing, it’s a 14 mile hike where only the last 400 ft involves scaling rock using two metal cables to hold onto, and the storm didn’t roll in until they were making their descent. She was 20 years old. Very few people die doing this.

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In the recent context of air travel, it refers to sitting idly for your entire flight. No books, movies, music, nothing.

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Sent this to my friend at AWS and he said it was already all-over their internal Memes Slack channel. At least their engineers and project managers are in on the joke. 😁

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104 points

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There’s video footage of Andrew Tate from his Hustler’s University online courses where he instructs his pupils to use cryptocurrency to avoid taxes, and also describes his methods for duping his webcam models with fake complicated tax terminology so he can essentially steal their wages. Throw the book at him

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