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How about: name a country and name the smallest city you recognize from there. Like New Zealand you could say Rotarua
Cook Pot of Concealment. Any edible item in the pot is invisible to a creature that could eat it until removed.
Book of secrets. When opened, the book displays a secret whispered in the last minute, at least 50 miles away, somewhere on this plane.
Ring of attunement: allows one additional item to be attuned for the player (requires attunement)
Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.
Hm, that’s a journey anywhere. Assuming money is no object, you’re 8 hrs from hawaii, and 3.5-6 from florida depending on layovers and where. Europe is only 6-8 from you if you stay in western europe.
Having been to both of your choices many times, I’d suggest Kauai for its rugged beauty and hiking.
Have you considered taking him to jersey shore to remind him how good he has it at home? :)
These are hard times, and more are coming. And I don’t exactly remember the quote, but it’s along the lines of:
“When a run-away team of horses is headed off a cliff, the driver can sometime be seen encouraging them on, presumably, since he knows he cannot stop them, he at least feels some sense of control over the situation.”