Either my anatomy course was dogshit or that’s not where the stomach is.

60% Spekulatius, 40% Dominosteine.

Damit muss man bis nach der Hochzeit warten?

Is it a coincidence that one of the oldest rules we have is “Take a goddamn break once a week”?

Don’t forget eating lots of ice cream correlates with higher levels of vitamin D.

Suche “Biene Maja Penis”.

More like unlawful cramping.

Hätte deine Chefin mal bei der Biene Maja gearbeitet.

A wound that is stricken on a daily basis becomes so sore even a gentle touch hurts.

Steigt die DIN-Oma denn im Zug ganz vorne oder ganz hinten aus/ein?