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Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

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Next thing you know she’ll be playing Elden Ring like a fucking poser while using a cheese build like some communist normie.

Nah, I need that real gamer shit. If she doesn’t have a Steam account with 60 games completed, 120 played and 400 unplayed with 1000 hours on Terraria and Stardew Valley each, then is she really a gamer, or is she just some fucking millennial just like I am wait…

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We get lots of blue mud daubers where I live and I’ve seen people freak the fuck out over them.

Like guys, they will straight up never have business with you and their main prey is literally spiders if you have an irrational fear of them too

They’re the bros of the wasp world. The dudes can’t even sting, only the women, and they can take care of the young which is crazy rare. Yoi’d have to go out of your way to get bitten or stung.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalybion_californicum

Hell, many solitary vespids will fuck up other non-solitary wasps.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp#Solitary_wasps

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Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!

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I see…

4 electrons for him…

5 electrons for her?

It looks like it’s probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?

So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?

They’re an O2 molecule.

I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.

https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/ElectronShellConfiguration.v.html

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English syntax hard?

There’s a lot of issues with English. Most of them are for using loanwords without phonetically changing how they’re spoken in the English alphabet. Then people wonder why they’re spelled like Ledoux and sound like Lehdoo.

Romance. Romance languages are the fucking reason you word slurring tongue twats.

But hey, at least we’re not Turkik.

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Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.

Fwiw I’m not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We’re too poor for that lol.

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How often have you heard — “would you tell an Indigenous person to go vegan?”

Never, I never have, and I’m fucking native with long black hair lol.

In fact, the argument that veganism is incompatible with Indigenous culture is unfounded. Advocates for humans, animals and our ecosystems are natural allies in the fight against oppressive colonial structures.

… what? People are saying indigenous people must eat meat? Are people arguing that paleo diets are/n’t vegan? They’re not… non-obligates going to eat any calories they can get their hands on…

Is this some weird self-persecuted vegan schtick they only accuse other vegans of being?

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… what a lil bitch.

He didn’t even say thank you.

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The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

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