It just looks… I don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d ideally want for a cat.

Ah yes, more “protecting the children”* to pander to an angry and stupid electorate.

* “Protecting the children” is a phrase used here to mean, “ensuring the next generation of an angry and stupid electorate.”

Now they must duel. There is no other way.

Because he’s like a very fragile elementary school bully; it’s as satisfying to point out all the ways that he sucks as it is easy.

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

“I pulled some strings, and I got The List. In fact, I’ve got it right here with me now.”

* Pulls napkin from his pocket *

“Hey, would you look at that – Kamala Harris, right at the top, just as I suspected… Joe Biden, yep, that tracks… Wow, ALL of the Clintons, how about that? And not surprisingly, Donald J. Trump is definitely nowhere to be found on the Epstein List. Welp, there ya have it everybody.”

Ok, but he’s also the guy that women need protection from.

Been a lot of “demon” talk from him lately. Tucker’s literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.